Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
