Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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