...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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