let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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