I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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