I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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