And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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