Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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