I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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