Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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