The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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