The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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