singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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