When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I am midnight drunk by noon
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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