Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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