i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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