Is it normal to miss your booty call?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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