Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
did i just pee glitter
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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