When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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