OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
