drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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