Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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