yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
