she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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