What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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