Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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