I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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