you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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