your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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