eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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