I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Randomize
