the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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