Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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