the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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