ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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