She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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