check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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