youre lurking in front of me
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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