You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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