its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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