Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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