Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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