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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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