dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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