Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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