At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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