these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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