I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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