oh god the rape fog is back!
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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