The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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