I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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