btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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