So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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