is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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